For Sparky (Charles Schulz) and Snoopy:
He was a dark and stormy trooper. Suddenly, a blaster rang out. A blast door slammed. The trooper blindly followed his comrades to the fight. He had to, no one could see out of those helmets.
Suddenly, a small moon appeared out of hyperspace. As millions of lives were suddenly silenced, the old Jedi and elderly Vulcan looked on. Meanwhile, on a small farm in the Shire, a young Hobbit was growing up.
Meanwhile, the doctor on the Constitution-class Star Cruiser was making an important discovery. The mysterious woman in the salvaged stasis tube and her cat were finally awakening. Could she be the sister/mother/clone who was the padawan of the bounty hunter that had escaped from the Multiverse of Crossovers? The doctor, raised an eyebrow.
Stormy Trooper. Pt. 2
"It's a trap!" the commander shouted. Ten thousand TIE fighters screamed down on the fields of Gondor. The two wizards grappled beneath the Oliphants' murderous feet. A hand flicked a wand to the left and right, A left, another right. A left hand was loped off and a right was left. A clumsy, random blaster shot. The fight was over, the Federation was saved.
The doctor sat in one corner of Ten Forward. He had learned about Infinity Stones; but more importantly, he knew the Truth was out there.
May the Fourth be with you, always.
The End