It was a Monday morning (it's always Mondays) Floyd stumbled down the stairs of his 400 square-foot house/Shack around 6:30 he was walking to to the store to get tobacco (He was out) until he heard an awful scream, then heard someone Shout Billy's been killed. Floyd muttered under his breath. Who is Billy? Then Floyd said oh wait I am a detective. Floyd scrambled back to his house and slapped on his holster and ran to the saloon he kicked open the swinging doors and yelled. Who is the dead guy why is he dead and who killed him? to no one's surprise, no one answered Floyd thought to himself they did say he was going to be dead. His deep thoughts were interrupted by the sound of footsteps. Floyd said what the heck? Then he saw a peeking eye it looked like a turtle, and it was Floyd said crap! The gang of the naughty turtles he swiftly drew his peacekeeper, but was it too late? No! Ferrets can run 15 mph and draw just as fast pow pew Floyd yelled over the gunshots. Hey! Y'all tricked me in to thinking that some one was killed but oh no y'all just wanted to catch me off guard he said while taking cover behind a flipped table. Yeah! Pretty good idea right? Said one of the gang members wrong! Said the fierce ferret then he stood up straight and shot him in the chest. Floyd took cover one last time before saying hey look, there is a snake in your boot! One turtle went ahhhhhh then Floyd said ha. Got you! Pow pow. Both of the gang members were lying on the ground as dead as a door nail Floyd said, are y'all dead? Chirp chirp chirp then Floyd yelled I got em! Floyd the ferret was a hero. All the towns folk gathered around the saloon, went wild with cheering and laughter and relief spread across the townsfolk Face like a virus. all of that stopped when Floyd heard a grunt, then heard someone mumble Floyd said who is that? Then arose from the crowd was a walrus mayor butter bottom the walrus said Floyd, you saved my town from disaster. I must reward you I must! Here's $100 then the barkeep Pilly The possum ran out of the bar and said free drinks for the rest of the year for you Floyd then Floyd said this is going to be a good year then said now I must goI need me tobacco.