One cloudy day Floyd was at the bar enjoying some whiskey wondering why he was single. pilly the possum exclaimed the one has yet come for you Floyd mumbled sure...
Pilly asked one more Floyd said now I am going home to take a nap. As Floyd got up something or someone came crashing through the door it was Willy the Wezer no... not the band Will was the owner of the general store. Willy yelled "FR-T-FX" Floyd went woah woah woah one thing at a time. FRED!....THE!....FOX! Are you kidding me? said Floyd does it look like it? yelled Willy. never mind then. Well, you better get out there do I have to? said Floyd Get out now! Floyd slowly walked out of the bar and standing outside of the general having a smoke was Fred the fox. with then kills Fred had a 100$ bounty on his head. Floyd yelled across the street hey you! Fred replied hun me? No the guy behind you of course you! Fred said I am looking for no trouble sure...you are replied Floyd. tell that to my grandma oh wait�you shot her! "rest in peace gram gram". She was the one who stole my shiner bacon beans replied Fred. Or is it thought Floyd they are pretty good... Snap out of it Floyd. both Floyd and Fred started pacing to the middle of the street. this killing must come to an end. here are your options you A. you surrender and get hung immediately or option B. you try to fight me and end up like all the naughty turtles. so what's it going to be Fred? Fred yelled C! Then swiftly pulled his gun and shot Floyd in the waist. Floyd dropped to his knees. Fred yelled I have defeated FLOYD THE FERRET! Floyd started to cry my...my...belt buckle you...you..bent it! HOW DARE YOU! if you can't tell Floyd was enraged. In the blink of an eye Floyd drew his gun and shot Fred in the shoulder He dropped to the ground and said "My body is dead but my spirit will live on!" aw can it Kafuffle then floyd shot him two more times. Fred is dead! yelled Floyd everyone was relieved that there was one less murder running wild and free. and once again Floyd was a hero! and he also got a 100$ bucks as a prize. this is going to my bar tab. it better! said Pilly. "Floyd is a hero that's all I will say you bet you silver buck he will be back someday.
THE END
Pilly asked one more Floyd said now I am going home to take a nap. As Floyd got up something or someone came crashing through the door it was Willy the Wezer no... not the band Will was the owner of the general store. Willy yelled "FR-T-FX" Floyd went woah woah woah one thing at a time. FRED!....THE!....FOX! Are you kidding me? said Floyd does it look like it? yelled Willy. never mind then. Well, you better get out there do I have to? said Floyd Get out now! Floyd slowly walked out of the bar and standing outside of the general having a smoke was Fred the fox. with then kills Fred had a 100$ bounty on his head. Floyd yelled across the street hey you! Fred replied hun me? No the guy behind you of course you! Fred said I am looking for no trouble sure...you are replied Floyd. tell that to my grandma oh wait�you shot her! "rest in peace gram gram". She was the one who stole my shiner bacon beans replied Fred. Or is it thought Floyd they are pretty good... Snap out of it Floyd. both Floyd and Fred started pacing to the middle of the street. this killing must come to an end. here are your options you A. you surrender and get hung immediately or option B. you try to fight me and end up like all the naughty turtles. so what's it going to be Fred? Fred yelled C! Then swiftly pulled his gun and shot Floyd in the waist. Floyd dropped to his knees. Fred yelled I have defeated FLOYD THE FERRET! Floyd started to cry my...my...belt buckle you...you..bent it! HOW DARE YOU! if you can't tell Floyd was enraged. In the blink of an eye Floyd drew his gun and shot Fred in the shoulder He dropped to the ground and said "My body is dead but my spirit will live on!" aw can it Kafuffle then floyd shot him two more times. Fred is dead! yelled Floyd everyone was relieved that there was one less murder running wild and free. and once again Floyd was a hero! and he also got a 100$ bucks as a prize. this is going to my bar tab. it better! said Pilly. "Floyd is a hero that's all I will say you bet you silver buck he will be back someday.
THE END
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