"We finally defeated the evil salt shaker and saved The Land of Deez!" Bri exclaimed with joy. "We can all live happily ever after!" Bri stood on top of a microwave, her pride radiating off of her. Everyone clapped and cheered, very glad The Land of Deez had been saved.

"Wait, guys! I think I feel a beat coming on? HIT IT, ABI!" Bri shouted.

"You got it, Bri!" Abi yelled back, spawning a massive boombox and playing "Can't Stop the Feeling!" By Justin Timberlake. Abi and Bri danced together. As soon as the beat dropped, they exploded into their dance moves. They started hitting the Whip, the Nae Nae, and bouncing all over the place. Even hitting the Quan, too. Suddenly, the music stopped, and a mysterious voice came from the shadows.

"Hello, everyone."

"M-.. MARKIPLIER?!" Abi was shocked, not expecting to meet the evil Markiplier. Markiplier walked up to Bri, kicking her off of the microwave, and standing on top of it.

"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. I must sincerely apologize for my previous actions. I'm especially sorry to you, Colton, for stealing all of your life savings to gamble it away. Now, who's ready to party?!"

KAPOWWWSSSHHHHHHWWWAAAAWWHHHSHSHHHWHHSHSHSHHBLLLOOOOEEYYY!!!!

He exploded.

The end

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