Once upon a time in a wacky city of Nuttyville was a family the Beaches. Mr and Mrs Beach were unconventional parents. Mr Beach wore a suit tie and carried a briefcase to the breakfast table but his workplace was up in their attic Mrs Beach ran a prostitution ring out of their house. Their daughter Jessica was one of the prostitutes and their son Eugene is a closeted gay man. Later that day the attic roof explodes. Guess how it gets fixed Mr Beach and his son Eugene fix the roof with duct tape and garbage bags. Mrs Beach and their daughter Jessica are also dominatrix s who keep foot slaves down in their basement. All the foot slaves live down there worshipping smelling kissing massaging and sucking Mrs Beaches and Jessica's feet and shoes while Mr Beach sits there and masterbates. Eugene goes to school the principal principal Headjob wants to talk to Eugene privately. Principal Headjob knows Eugene is gay so he strips his clothes off covers himself in oil wearing a speedo saying Eugene I got a question to ask you do you want to be the husband or the wife if so bend over honey. In the school cafeteria Jessica and Mrs Beach are prostituting Mr Beach is selling drugs and everybody is getting high fucked and sucked in the lunchroom. Back at the Beaches house Eugene chops his dick and balls off and becomes Eugenette. Mr Beach sees Eugene as Eugenette and shoots Eugenette in the head. Eugenette goes to heaven at first God denied him and sent him to hell. Eugenette falls in love with the devil and the devils boyfriend Jimbo jerkyface Ward. Back on earth Mr Mrs Beach and Jessica are invaded by Mormon missionaries that want them to join their cult and pay 10% of their income to the church. Louis Farrakhan pops up with the nation of Islam and the five percenters preaching to the Mormon missionaries freak out and disappear. Louis Farrakhan asks Mr Beach where's Eugene. Mr Beach said I sent my son to hell because he's a gay man. Louis Farrakhan shakes Mr Beaches hand and disappears. Outside it's raining money the whole neighborhood runs out collecting money. Everybody looks up at the sky the moneys coming from the burning Mormon temple. Mrs Beach and Jessica go to the basement yelling who wants some motherfucking toe jam to smell and eat between our toes and shoes. Mr Beach masterbates while watching the toe jam show. A knock at the front door it's the police. The police arrested Mr and Mrs Beach Jessica and all 200 foot slaves for drugs prostitution and slavery. They all end up in jail for life. The end