Easter walked into a pub and ordered a beer. As he sipped his drink, he heard a strange voice say, "Great watch!" He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.
A few minutes later, he heard, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.
A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "Lovely haircut!" This time, he decided to investigate. He asked the bartender, "Did you hear those voices?"
The bartender replied, "Oh, that's just the toilets. They're a bit odd."
Easter walked into the bathroom and heard, "Nice butt!" He couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Who said that?!"
From the toilet bowl, a voice replied, "you can't see me."
