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Peaches

My cat being hilarious.

Jul 7, 2025  |   2 min read

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After a long four month stay in hospital, suffering from a broken hip,finally I reached home.

On my arrival , following me inside the house was somebody's cat .

Don't know who she belongs to but she was very friendly.

I was told not to encourage her in the house but morning noon and night she rub up on the sick foot

It was as if she knew I was sick

So that warning fly through both ears

Everyday she would visit me for her daily rubbing and would lay on my sick foot for hours

Quietly me sneak her some food and secretly I gave her a name

Peaches

Now peaches and I became best friends

Me tell her everything and everybody business and she not talking

She keep good company

She even help me push the walker to the bathroom,and while I am bathing she bathe double

She help push the walker to the kitchen and sit and wait for food

Peaches would never stop trying to thief out the meat.especially on sunday's when there is more cooking

One Sunday my sister cooking and she thief out piece a the chicken and on that faithful Sunday me get less meat to eat

On another Sunday I was just in time to see her thieving out my chicken leg .

I cried rivers of tears

Peaches grow hands and start take off the pot covers, down to the pressure cooker peaches a try open

Some times at nights ,you think is somebody cooking in the kitchen

Nobody but peaches

O,k. Then!

I forgave her

But from the other day me start hearing a extra meow,meow outside

Nobody but Mr Ram puss

Ok then so me call up peaches,

Peaches if is your boyfriend that outside, please go outside to him and stop show off ,I can't bother with the one bag a noise,and peaches try don't get pregnant

Ram puss can't mine you and kittens and I will not take up your responsibility

But all a that long talking

She cared zero

Now she pregnant and looking somewhere to lay head

Ok then

- Schernette Gordon

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