It was during the time when I was in my 7th grade.I was not the kind of extroverted person who would talk out loudly like a megaphone,so I always say alone in my seat.My only friends were Tia, Maya and Rowan,who unlike me were open to everyone in class.The worst thing was that the four of them were in a relationship while I was the only one single-pringle like an idiot,which might have caught my friend's attention to which they suggested me to date someone.But here I was,a stupid and stubborn nerd, who wouldn't listen to anyone.The three of them tortured me to agree with them and so I finally gave up.Tia was the most influential among us four who literally dated a new guy every week until they start stalking her in the name of love.She showed me the photos of many random boys and even arranged a blind date for me, without asking me!!!
I was left with no choice but to go with the flow.The first guy I met was "Daniel",and oh so boy,he was like a lamp post to me who was cracking ridiculous and stupid jokes to which he was laughing by himself!
What worse is that I even recall one of his idiotic jokes which was"Do you know why my heart always skips a beat? it's because we i'm alive." That was my first date disastor.The second one was somehow decent looking,or so I thought but later he turned out to be a playboy.The third one was a self-proclaimed imbecile who acted like he was a god gift to all the girls in thie world.what was even wrong with them?!
I kept on attending all those stupid dates which finally ended with a complete message.My last date was "Anthony",a guy from the book's club in my college.We decided to meet in a bakery.He was atleast worth testing,compared to others because he came wearing decent clothes and even acted decent,so I thought we were a match but then I was about to excuse myself for washroom when some random man appeared behind me holding a huge cake.I accidentally crashed onto him and the cake only to later discover that I was covered in strawberry frosting from head to toe and i hated strawberries!!!
