I punched Joker in the face and kicked him in the stomach making him fly back into a wall. What was really pissing me off was that he was smiling?. While I was beating him.
"Oh, batsy. You've always been so serious." Joker chuckled. "I find that really fascinating? And cute"
"Stop talking rubbish, you fucking clown" I hissed.
We are in the middle of a fight and his flirting? I wouldn't be surprised.
"Its rubbish, batsy. Its just facts." He stood up from the ground and dusted himself. Pretending that punch didn't hurt. "Let's make a deal, mhm?"
"Over my dead body?" I attacked him, but to my surprise, he blocked my attack and grabbed my hand, locking them behind me.
"Aww, no need to get angry now, batsy" he whispered in my ear. I could feel his hot breath against my skin as he spoke. It ran shivers over my body.
"Let me go, you fucker" i yelled at him while struggling.
"Not until you agree" he tightened his hold with a chuckle.
I kept fighting against him but I couldn't. How is this happening? When did he get so strong? Ugh, damn it! I can't believe this stupid clown has me pinned down. After a while of struggling, which I know he loved, I gave up.
"Fine!" I grunted
"Now, was that so hard?" He released his hand.
"Just talk!"
"So feisty!" He crossed his arms and stared at me with a serious look. Not something I had expected from him. He never acts serious in anything. Why now? "I will stop killing and hurting people? only if you become my lover"
I froze at the words that came out from his mouth. His what?
"Are you insane?" I growled. "I will never date you! You bastard!"
"Hmmm? I expected much." He said
He brought out a little remote device with a red button at the top and held it out. My eyes widened as I realized what it was.
"I can tell you already know what it is. I have planted 36 bombs in your pretty little company and your home. Now, we can just make the deal and no one dies. But if not?." He smirks devilishly at me.
"Y-YOUR MAD!"
"Haven't I always?"
How the hell did I get into this mess? Fuck!
"Deal!" I mumbled
"What was that? I didn't hear" Joker said, stepping forward towards me.
"I SAID FINE!" I could feel my face getting hot.
I don't know how it happened but the next thing I knew I was kissing the joker. It felt strange...but good. I have to pull him away, but I can't. Just when I was about to give in, he pulled away. I was breathing hard.
"Now let's not get too excited." He smiled.
I looked away blushing. What did I just do? I kissed the joker. I mean, it wasn't bad? just wrong.
"see you next time, brucey"
Before I could say a word, he was gone.
