I'm going to write about some crazy real life stuff ,That happened to me through out my life.Have you ever heard the saying"You can't make this shit up"Well its so true .I will start this first chapter with one crazy real life event just to get your attention. My name is Kelly I am now fifty years old. I,m going to tell you about a night that ended into the next day.But very bizarre. I mean shit like does this has happened to other people and they just don't tell anyone about it.
It happened one morning at a friends house who lived in the middle of a cow pasture.Their were actually a few of us there. Steve the guy that lived there, his friend Toby
my ex-boyfriend Brian , And a girl that had just inherited $250,000 her name was Jamie. We
were all hanging out having a fun time except my ex-boyfriend.He was jealous because he was not really invited,He had invited his self ,and everyone seemed annoyed by his attitude of being a jerk.
Steve had been in the pasture collecting a surprise for the gathering.He walked inside and handed me a handful of Magic Mushrooms.He told me to hold them and he left the room.
Well I thought what the hell ,he must be handing out everybody some.So without proper instruction I consumed all that he handed me.Mistake!! I had consumed what he had gathered to split up with everyone.Not a dose for one person!!So when he came back in the room he was like Kelly I know you couldn't have possibly ate all that I handed you?I just looked at him like what's going to happen to me? He replied "Not only are you going to be tripping your ass off "Your going to be the only one here tripping your ass off.
So like in fifteen mins it was BALLS TO THE WALL!!I was so out of my mind I could not distinguish reality from what wasn't real.The cows in the pasture were like melting it seemed,I was in this false reality, "alone" At first everything was so funny and I couldn't stop laughing , I loved what I was experiencing. But it wasn't to long before It took a turn to a darker side.
Brian was trying to figure out why I was acting strange ,He found out I was tripping on Magic Mushrooms. He got me alone in the house and told me that all the others were all plotting against me and didn't like me at all.
He led me. to believe that, they had him come there to hurt me. But he was going to be my hero instead, and save me from the so called fenemies .He was telling me to get him the keys to Jamie's car who was passed out on the couch. She had a brand new Challenger Hell Cat. So convinced they were all out to hurt me, I was able to get the keys out of her purse and Brian and I took off before anyone knew a thing.
I kept telling him I might be sick I was feeling really bad like I might throw up.He told me I needed to drink something to settle my stomach and that he was stopping at McDonald's to get me something.I got out and made it to the restroom and when I came out Brian and the car was nowhere in site. But what was in site scared the shit out me worse than ever, Across the street of the restaurant was the town's police department and every brick on that building looked like they were dripping. A melting police station. Here I am around 21/2 hours after taking the mushrooms and still I am out of my mind.But now its gotten serious all I could think is,I'm going to end up on The TV show CPOP'S. OMG what have I got myself into?Well if that didn't teach me a lesson ,Then what's about to happen next really gave me a lasting memory of the day from Hell.
So I sit down in the parking lot and just start crying it very hot outside too,So I'm now tripping still all alone ,But now I'm in public in front of the cops,No one is recognizable,because of my vision so impaired,When I here a male soft spoken voice "hey, mam are you ok" Are you you in some kind of trouble? I look up and see what seemed to be an employee of the restaurant? He was wearing a uniform from there.I told him I wasn't ok
and that I needed help to get away from there.He seemed like he really wanted to help .He told me If I would like, I could relax in his vehicle and that he would be off shift in about 45 minutes,And If needed he would take mere ever I wanted to go. I thankfully agreed.
So he got off shift just like he had said, And I was still sitting in the car feeling much better and more safe.The effects mushrooms had seemed to be more mellow, So I felt like I was going to be ok,That this wonderful caring gentleman had saved me from a real life nightmare.
He asked me were I wanted him to take me to? A question I could not answer without thought.I still thought my friends were against me.And I really still didn't know who to trust other than this stranger that showed kindness.I even trusted to tell him what I taken and why I was freaking out back at the restaurant .he told me some information about his self as well.that he had just served 10 years in prison and had not been released but a few months.I was starting to trust this stranger like we had been friends for years.He drove me to a city Park where he said he could charge his phone,That he didn't have a car charger in his car.I noticed he was checking out the outside bathrooms but both bathrooms were locked.I watched him walking around a little impatiently.Like he really had to go.He finally just sat on a park picnic table across from me on the other picnic table,a few mins went by and I look over at him and he had his penis in his hand ,He had accessed it through the hole he had made in his uniform pants and he was masturbating and he stood up and came toward my table sat beside me and told me to just watch him do it.I stood up wanting to run instead I just turned my back and replied sir I will not watch you but those cameras are watching. he went on to completing his
mission and not many words were spoke for few minutes.He said my vulnerable nature had turned him on.I knew I needed to get away ,So I ran off and my friend was driving in the area looking for me ,My friend that Brian said was out to get me.He saved me.I jumped in his van told him what happened.I'm not sure if he or anyone else believed what happened .I think they thought I was imaging everything .But I did go to that restaurant the following day.And told one of his coworkers to let him know I was reporting him and told her what happened.Guess what?He had been trying to get her to take a ride with him after work persistently.She said she was so glad I told her and who knows what he would have done to her.Who knows what he could have done to me.Had I not beenc mellowing out by then and still out of my right mind.I sometimes wonder what if those bathrooms had been unlocked?
Yes my first little story has mix of drugs, profanity, terror but this happened to me Maybe my mistake will change the mind of someone else that is offered mushrooms.They may think of my story.I know what happened changed the mind of that your girl he worked with.Shes made a choice to tell her boss and stay away from Andre based off my mistake. I Call this short story "ANDRE THE GIANT MUSHROOM MAN"!!