A Day at the Front Desk: Life, Love, and Surprises - PART 1
You never know what secrets your clients or friends might be hiding. And sometimes, those secrets come back to bite you in the most unexpected ways. But hey, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: At your local storage, never judge a book by its cover, phone number or lack of silence.
I was working the front desk at Dodson Storage when an older woman, probably in her early 60s, walked in. She was dressed to the nines - fresh haircut, new clothes, the whole shebang. She was radiant, full of energy, and practically glowing with newfound freedom. She slammed her purse onto the counter and, in the softest voice, said, "I need a storage unit."
Her name? Margi Well.
She greeted me with a cheerful, "How are you doing, young man?" Now, I'm in my late 30s, so I'm hardly "young," but I didn't mind the compliment. We exchanged pleasantries, and after handling the necessary paperwork, the conversation started to shift from professional to personal.
Margi leaned back, stretched, and rolled her neck dramatically. "Life is good!" she declared.
"Why's that?" I asked, curiously.
She smiled with a mischievous glint in her eye. "I'm finally leaving this guy I've been with for a couple of years. Time to get back out there!"
I was all for it. I congratulated her on embracing her independence in 2024. But then, I couldn't help myself - I shared a few of my own experiences. I've had my fair share of encounters with the "non-monogamous" crowd - what they call "swingers" - and, well, it's not exactly a lifestyle I recommend.
I painted a picture of some of the wild things I'd seen: men and women indulging in group activities, no precautions taken, no health checks? just a whole mess of bad decisions. My face twisted in distaste as I recounted one particular incident involving seven men and one woman. No protection, no boundaries, just chaos waiting to be put on reality tv.
But to my shock, Margi's face lit up with excitement. "What's the website?!" she asked, her smile as wide as Kansas.
For a brief moment, I was stunned. I thought, Did I just hear that right? But there she was, an upscale woman in her 60s, eager to know about the exact website I'd been criticizing.
I told her the basics - that you have to be invited to join, that it's not something you just sign up for. She pressed me further, asking if I could bring her into the fold. "Sure," I said, half-joking. But, truth be told, I wasn't interested in joining that world again. She'd have to explore it herself.
Still, Margi was persistent. She was curious and didn't know anyone in the lifestyle. Finally, after a bit of back and forth, I reluctantly agreed to take her to one party, just so she could see what it was about. But that was it. She thanked me, hugged me, and left the office, clearly delighted.
A Week Later: Dustin's News
A few days later, Dustin Gray, another tenant, walked into my office. His voice was low, and his face was etched with worry. "My wife just told me she doesn't love me anymore," he muttered, as if the weight of the world had just collapsed onto his shoulders.
I tried to comfort him with the usual, "Sorry to hear that." As someone who'd seen more than my fair share of broken marriages, I knew exactly how these conversations go. I told him, "Look, Dustin, I don't know anything about marriage, but I know a lot about divorce."
I leaned in, giving him a knowing look. "When men get mad, we yell, we throw something, we say 'F*%$ you' and move on. But women? They plan. They strategize. They make their exit slow and steady, like a slow burn you don't even notice. I bet she's been saving money and planning this for at least 3 to 5 years."
He stared at me, a mix of confusion and disbelief in his eyes. "Really?"
"Yes, really!" I said, a bit more passionately than I intended. "Trust me, man. It's always like this."
Dustin left the office, still processing what I'd said, but something told me he'd be paying more attention to the signs in his relationship.
A Few Days Later: Dustin's Discovery
Three days later, Dustin came back into the office. He looked like he'd been hit by a ton of bricks. "You were right," he muttered, staring at the floor.
He explained how his wife had told his father she was planning to leave him three years ago - three years of secret preparations. Money had been disappearing from their joint account, and he was just now starting to piece everything together. He turned to me and asked, "How did you know about this?"
I gave him a shrug and a smirk. "I've seen divorce. Never seen a marriage."
A Strange Call: The Plot Twist
On July 25th, I was sitting in the office when the phone rang. The caller ID said it was Margi. "Hi, Margi!" I greeted her, cheerful as always. But to my surprise, it wasn't her voice on the other end. It was Dustin.
"It's me, Dustin. Is the storage unit ready?" he asked, sounding a little more serious than usual.
Confused, I answered, "Yes, it's ready. I thought it was another client calling, but we must have had a glitch in the system."
He said he'd be in the next day, and the call ended. But I couldn't shake the strange coincidence. Why was Margi's number showing up, but Dustin was on the line?
I called Margi back, hoping to clear things up. She picked up, and we exchanged our usual friendly banter. But then I couldn't help myself - I had to ask.
"Margi," I said, "Were you married to a guy named Dustin?"
There was a brief silence before she giggled, and then, with a tone of reluctant admission, she said, "Yeeeeeaaaah?"
I was floored. The woman I'd just helped get into the lifestyle is married to my other client whom I considered a friend. My mind was racing.
"Why didn't you tell me?!" I said, my voice tinged with frustration.
She tried to calm me down, assuring me there was no reason to be upset. "You didn't know," she said.
I threw my hands up in disbelief. "I just helped you get into a swingers' party, and now I find out you're married to him? I shook his hand, Margi!"
I explained to her!! The thing about a handshake between men - it's not just a greeting. It's a code, a pact, an unspoken bond. You don't just go around messing with the man whose hand you've shaken. You don't pimp out that bond for anyone.
She tries to assure me that there's nothing to be upset about, nothing to be ashamed of. She keeps trying to calm me down, then asks me a simple question: "Why are you so upset about this? You didn't know!"
I shot back, "I know this man. I shook his hand, and now - I just told his wife how to go get FROSTED!"
The silence was thick. Then, breaking the tension, Margi just laughed and said, "YES, YOU DID!"
You never know what secrets your clients or friends might be hiding. And sometimes, those secrets come back to bite you in the most unexpected ways. But hey, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: At your local storage, never judge a book by its cover, phone number or lack of silence.
I was working the front desk at Dodson Storage when an older woman, probably in her early 60s, walked in. She was dressed to the nines - fresh haircut, new clothes, the whole shebang. She was radiant, full of energy, and practically glowing with newfound freedom. She slammed her purse onto the counter and, in the softest voice, said, "I need a storage unit."
Her name? Margi Well.
She greeted me with a cheerful, "How are you doing, young man?" Now, I'm in my late 30s, so I'm hardly "young," but I didn't mind the compliment. We exchanged pleasantries, and after handling the necessary paperwork, the conversation started to shift from professional to personal.
Margi leaned back, stretched, and rolled her neck dramatically. "Life is good!" she declared.
"Why's that?" I asked, curiously.
She smiled with a mischievous glint in her eye. "I'm finally leaving this guy I've been with for a couple of years. Time to get back out there!"
I was all for it. I congratulated her on embracing her independence in 2024. But then, I couldn't help myself - I shared a few of my own experiences. I've had my fair share of encounters with the "non-monogamous" crowd - what they call "swingers" - and, well, it's not exactly a lifestyle I recommend.
I painted a picture of some of the wild things I'd seen: men and women indulging in group activities, no precautions taken, no health checks? just a whole mess of bad decisions. My face twisted in distaste as I recounted one particular incident involving seven men and one woman. No protection, no boundaries, just chaos waiting to be put on reality tv.
But to my shock, Margi's face lit up with excitement. "What's the website?!" she asked, her smile as wide as Kansas.
For a brief moment, I was stunned. I thought, Did I just hear that right? But there she was, an upscale woman in her 60s, eager to know about the exact website I'd been criticizing.
I told her the basics - that you have to be invited to join, that it's not something you just sign up for. She pressed me further, asking if I could bring her into the fold. "Sure," I said, half-joking. But, truth be told, I wasn't interested in joining that world again. She'd have to explore it herself.
Still, Margi was persistent. She was curious and didn't know anyone in the lifestyle. Finally, after a bit of back and forth, I reluctantly agreed to take her to one party, just so she could see what it was about. But that was it. She thanked me, hugged me, and left the office, clearly delighted.
A Week Later: Dustin's News
A few days later, Dustin Gray, another tenant, walked into my office. His voice was low, and his face was etched with worry. "My wife just told me she doesn't love me anymore," he muttered, as if the weight of the world had just collapsed onto his shoulders.
I tried to comfort him with the usual, "Sorry to hear that." As someone who'd seen more than my fair share of broken marriages, I knew exactly how these conversations go. I told him, "Look, Dustin, I don't know anything about marriage, but I know a lot about divorce."
I leaned in, giving him a knowing look. "When men get mad, we yell, we throw something, we say 'F*%$ you' and move on. But women? They plan. They strategize. They make their exit slow and steady, like a slow burn you don't even notice. I bet she's been saving money and planning this for at least 3 to 5 years."
He stared at me, a mix of confusion and disbelief in his eyes. "Really?"
"Yes, really!" I said, a bit more passionately than I intended. "Trust me, man. It's always like this."
Dustin left the office, still processing what I'd said, but something told me he'd be paying more attention to the signs in his relationship.
A Few Days Later: Dustin's Discovery
Three days later, Dustin came back into the office. He looked like he'd been hit by a ton of bricks. "You were right," he muttered, staring at the floor.
He explained how his wife had told his father she was planning to leave him three years ago - three years of secret preparations. Money had been disappearing from their joint account, and he was just now starting to piece everything together. He turned to me and asked, "How did you know about this?"
I gave him a shrug and a smirk. "I've seen divorce. Never seen a marriage."
A Strange Call: The Plot Twist
On July 25th, I was sitting in the office when the phone rang. The caller ID said it was Margi. "Hi, Margi!" I greeted her, cheerful as always. But to my surprise, it wasn't her voice on the other end. It was Dustin.
"It's me, Dustin. Is the storage unit ready?" he asked, sounding a little more serious than usual.
Confused, I answered, "Yes, it's ready. I thought it was another client calling, but we must have had a glitch in the system."
He said he'd be in the next day, and the call ended. But I couldn't shake the strange coincidence. Why was Margi's number showing up, but Dustin was on the line?
I called Margi back, hoping to clear things up. She picked up, and we exchanged our usual friendly banter. But then I couldn't help myself - I had to ask.
"Margi," I said, "Were you married to a guy named Dustin?"
There was a brief silence before she giggled, and then, with a tone of reluctant admission, she said, "Yeeeeeaaaah?"
I was floored. The woman I'd just helped get into the lifestyle is married to my other client whom I considered a friend. My mind was racing.
"Why didn't you tell me?!" I said, my voice tinged with frustration.
She tried to calm me down, assuring me there was no reason to be upset. "You didn't know," she said.
I threw my hands up in disbelief. "I just helped you get into a swingers' party, and now I find out you're married to him? I shook his hand, Margi!"
I explained to her!! The thing about a handshake between men - it's not just a greeting. It's a code, a pact, an unspoken bond. You don't just go around messing with the man whose hand you've shaken. You don't pimp out that bond for anyone.
She tries to assure me that there's nothing to be upset about, nothing to be ashamed of. She keeps trying to calm me down, then asks me a simple question: "Why are you so upset about this? You didn't know!"
I shot back, "I know this man. I shook his hand, and now - I just told his wife how to go get FROSTED!"
The silence was thick. Then, breaking the tension, Margi just laughed and said, "YES, YOU DID!"
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