Because if you aim at everything, you’ll end up catching nothing… except maybe a cold.
Meet Steveland Morris—a man with the charm of a runaway train and the luck to match. In Sector 14, where he "worked" (or showed up occasionally), Steve’s unpredictable moves made him an unofficial hazard warning. One day, Steve’s self-proclaimed swagger led him to an unfortunate encounter with a speeding car, catapulting him right into Langley Memorial. When he came to, his face looked like it had gone through a shredder—and his memory? A complete blank. But here’s where it gets interesting: the only person who could save him was his fed-up girlfriend, and she was in no hurry to do it. Alone and bewildered, Steve is left to piece together his life from scratch, one misadventure at a time. But fate isn’t finished with him yet. Is his memory loss a second chance—or just a reset button on a disaster waiting to happen?
Because who needs hard work when you’ve got Mother Nature on your resume?
Exploring the Adventures of Prickly Pole, this is a grown-up Christmas story for the little child in you and me.
Because holding on too tight just leads to metaphysical paper cuts.
Warning: Excessive thinking may cause wisdom overload.
This story is told from a Carib-Jamericanadian perspective, with a twisted comedic edge. Presented (sometimes) in a richly blended language mix of, nonsense talk, sensational spelling, double entendre, and Jamaican patois inserted here and there throughout, as may be found fitting.
When you’re making money faster than you can Google what comes after quadrillion.