Fiction • Feb 21, 2024 • 33 min read

Capitalism, At Last

What if one day Perry the Pig came to Old McDonald, along with some other animals, mind you, and wanted to unionize the farm? "Em, I goin' outta my mind?" Old McDonald asks himself before he retreats back into his home. But as every day goes by as the hens don't want to give up their eggs and the cows don't want to give up their milk without out proper remuneration, trouble starts brewing like a dark storm from the West approaching his Iowan farm. This story might remind you of Animal Farm but capitalism, not socialism, is born at last, so you can rest at peace.