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"The Great Coffee Spill of '25"

Greg was just an ordinary tea-loving guy... until one fateful Monday, he decided to dive headfirst into the world of coffee. Armed with an oversized espresso and far too much confidence, Greg’s attempt to rebrand himself as a "coffee guy" turns into a caffeine-fueled disaster of epic proportions. From vibrating hands to airborne lattes, chaos erupts in Java Galaxy, and Greg becomes an accidental legend. The Great Coffee Spill of '25 is a lighthearted comedy about identity, over-caffeination, and learning to stick with what you know—unless what you know is boring.

Apr 27, 2025  |   2 min read

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It was a peaceful Monday morning until Greg decided he was going to start being "a coffee guy."

Greg had never been a coffee drinker. Tea was his thing. Calm. Predictable. Slightly boring - like Greg. But today, he wanted to feel the thrill of caffeine coursing through his veins like a Wall Street stockbroker in a rom-com.

So he marched into Java Galaxy, pointed confidently at the board, and said, "I'll take the quadruple espresso macchiato with oat milk and two pumps of motivation."

The barista blinked. "You mean the 'Buzzsaw Special'?"

"Yes," Greg said, adjusting his tie like he meant business. "Give me the buzz."

Three sips in, Greg's hands were vibrating like a tuning fork. He tried to take a selfie to document his new persona - #CoffeeGuy - but dropped his phone, which bounced into his coffee, which then launched itself across the caf� like a frothy torpedo.

The drink hit a man in yoga pants (he was on his third downward dog of the morning), who shrieked, slipped, and knocked over a table of laptops. Someone screamed, "Is this a flash mob?!"

Greg tried to apologize but could only speak in Morse code via eyelid twitches. He fled the scene, knocking over a potted plant and shouting, "It's not who I am - it's the coffee!"

He went back to tea the next day.

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