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stop texting and start lifting

stop texting and start lifting

A poem to describe my annoyance and irritations against people who text but do not use the exercise machine while other people have to wait.

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Bad manners of a truck driver

Jun 29, 2025 2 min read
Bad manners of a truck driver
Jun 29, 2025 2 min read

Bad manners of a truck driver

weird dreams journal 4: my dream pitched a sitcom to me
Weird dreams journal 3: dark souls meshes with zombie apocalyse
Weird dreams journal 2: I was kung fu fighting with a triad leader

Conversation with a ghost

Jun 17, 2025 4 min read
Conversation with a ghost
Jun 17, 2025 4 min read

Conversation with a ghost

How to Drive Like an Entitled Prick

Jun 15, 2025 2 min read
How to Drive Like an Entitled Prick
Jun 15, 2025 2 min read

How to Drive Like an Entitled Prick

Wait your god damn turn at the stop sign old man with the truck

Make up your mind dog!

Jun 07, 2025 2 min read
Make up your mind dog!
Jun 07, 2025 2 min read

Make up your mind dog!

The mean old kindergarten teacher

Jun 05, 2025 2 min read
The mean old kindergarten teacher
Jun 05, 2025 2 min read

The mean old kindergarten teacher

Weird dreams Journal 1: I was blasted by the rocky rains down in Pompeii

The 2026 uprising against the HOAs

May 28, 2025 4 min read
The 2026 uprising against the HOAs
May 28, 2025 4 min read

The 2026 uprising against the HOAs

How the fuck are you not deaf!?!

May 27, 2025 2 min read
How the fuck are you not deaf!?!
May 27, 2025 2 min read

How the fuck are you not deaf!?!

Get a life: A message to the online ragers who need to chill out and just enjoy the game

Karen goes on Safari

May 25, 2025 4 min read
Karen goes on Safari
May 25, 2025 4 min read

Karen goes on Safari

A poetic remark to the impatient truck driver who nearly hit me

Satan gets dethroned by Lord Fluffy

May 22, 2025 2 min read
Satan gets dethroned by Lord Fluffy
May 22, 2025 2 min read

Satan gets dethroned by Lord Fluffy

Reggie, the man who can find anything

May 20, 2025 4 min read
Reggie, the man who can find anything
May 20, 2025 4 min read

Reggie, the man who can find anything

The tell-all smartphone

May 19, 2025 4 min read
The tell-all smartphone
May 19, 2025 4 min read

The tell-all smartphone

The return of the willfull child

May 19, 2025 4 min read
The return of the willfull child
May 19, 2025 4 min read

The return of the willfull child

Please Let Me In, Master

May 16, 2025 2 min read
Please Let Me In, Master
May 16, 2025 2 min read

Please Let Me In, Master

Majorg gengog the tool time neanderthal

May 16, 2025 2 min read
Majorg gengog the tool time neanderthal
May 16, 2025 2 min read

Majorg gengog the tool time neanderthal

The Super Gooner

May 14, 2025 2 min read
The Super Gooner
May 14, 2025 2 min read

The Super Gooner

Intrusive thoughts of a serial killer

May 14, 2025 4 min read
Intrusive thoughts of a serial killer
May 14, 2025 4 min read

Intrusive thoughts of a serial killer

The comic artist's revenge

May 10, 2025 4 min read
The comic artist's revenge
May 10, 2025 4 min read

The comic artist's revenge

The little girl's cake

May 10, 2025 2 min read
The little girl's cake
May 10, 2025 2 min read

The little girl's cake

The gross neckbeard

May 10, 2025 2 min read
The gross neckbeard
May 10, 2025 2 min read

The gross neckbeard

A letter to the Vaccine skeptic

May 09, 2025 2 min read
A letter to the Vaccine skeptic
May 09, 2025 2 min read

A letter to the Vaccine skeptic

Tobermory's Revenge

May 09, 2025 4 min read
Tobermory's Revenge
May 09, 2025 4 min read

Tobermory's Revenge

A saintly Damanation

May 01, 2025 4 min read
A saintly Damanation
May 01, 2025 4 min read

A saintly Damanation

The last days of Teotihuacan

Apr 17, 2025 10 min read
The last days of Teotihuacan
Apr 17, 2025 10 min read

The last days of Teotihuacan

Old men and their stories

Apr 12, 2025 10 min read
Old men and their stories
Apr 12, 2025 10 min read

Old men and their stories

Big ole poem of NOPE!

Mar 29, 2025 2 min read
Big ole poem of NOPE!
Mar 29, 2025 2 min read

Big ole poem of NOPE!

When the abducted becomes the abductor

Mar 29, 2025 6 min read
When the abducted becomes the abductor
Mar 29, 2025 6 min read

When the abducted becomes the abductor

Legalize it!

Mar 24, 2025 4 min read
Legalize it!
Mar 24, 2025 4 min read

Legalize it!

To hell with the reddit mod!

Mar 22, 2025 2 min read
To hell with the reddit mod!
Mar 22, 2025 2 min read

To hell with the reddit mod!

Fuck you Trump Supporters!

Mar 20, 2025 2 min read
Fuck you Trump Supporters!
Mar 20, 2025 2 min read

Fuck you Trump Supporters!

Down goes the Tesla

Mar 19, 2025 2 min read
Down goes the Tesla
Mar 19, 2025 2 min read

Down goes the Tesla

A totally legal con

Feb 21, 2025 4 min read
A totally legal con
Feb 21, 2025 4 min read

A totally legal con

Elon the rat

Feb 19, 2025 2 min read
Elon the rat
Feb 19, 2025 2 min read

Elon the rat

My dreams are weird

Feb 18, 2025 2 min read
My dreams are weird
Feb 18, 2025 2 min read

My dreams are weird

A Principal's failure

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Feb 18, 2025 4 min read
A Principal's failure
Subscribers only
Feb 18, 2025 4 min read

A Principal's failure

You voted for this!

Feb 16, 2025 2 min read
You voted for this!
Feb 16, 2025 2 min read

You voted for this!

An introverted end

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Feb 16, 2025 2 min read
An introverted end
Subscribers only
Feb 16, 2025 2 min read

An introverted end

To hell with reality tv

Feb 11, 2025 2 min read
To hell with reality tv
Feb 11, 2025 2 min read

To hell with reality tv

Demonic justice for the troubled teen

Feb 09, 2025 2 min read
Demonic justice for the troubled teen
Feb 09, 2025 2 min read

Demonic justice for the troubled teen

A day in the life of an intergalatic postal worker
Ode to the Cybertruck: a futuristic failure

Angry letter to the spammer

Subscribers only
Feb 06, 2025 2 min read
Angry letter to the spammer
Subscribers only
Feb 06, 2025 2 min read

Angry letter to the spammer

One crazy Valentine's day

Feb 04, 2025 4 min read
One crazy Valentine's day
Feb 04, 2025 4 min read

One crazy Valentine's day

Penile Vengence

Feb 02, 2025 4 min read
Penile Vengence
Feb 02, 2025 4 min read

Penile Vengence

Let's blame the game

Feb 02, 2025 2 min read
Let's blame the game
Feb 02, 2025 2 min read

Let's blame the game

With fiery vengence

Feb 01, 2025 4 min read
With fiery vengence
Feb 01, 2025 4 min read

With fiery vengence

Fuck Middle School

Jan 31, 2025 2 min read
Fuck Middle School
Jan 31, 2025 2 min read

Fuck Middle School

The dog that stares

Jan 30, 2025 2 min read
The dog that stares
Jan 30, 2025 2 min read

The dog that stares

The spoiled baby boomer

Jan 29, 2025 2 min read
The spoiled baby boomer
Jan 29, 2025 2 min read

The spoiled baby boomer

The dog that couldn't stop sniffing

Jan 29, 2025 2 min read
The dog that couldn't stop sniffing
Jan 29, 2025 2 min read

The dog that couldn't stop sniffing

Phone call from the gas station bathroom

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