ROLY RON

There was a cat who they called Roly Ron

Who liked to eat till all his food was gone

He was always hungry no matter what time of day

Even after his meals, his tummy rumbled away

One day after dinner his tummy rumbled so loud

He was a bit embarrassed and not very proud

So he went in search of a spare dinner to fill

That very noisy tummy would not keep still

The dog had fallen asleep and left its food

Roly Ron thought it looked ever so good

So he sneaked to the bowl and gobbled it down

Before the poor dog could wake up and frown

Roly Ron lay down now to take a rest

But his tummy really didn't feel at its best

What else could he eat to settle it down

Maybe he could find a snack if he went into town

On his way to town, he spotted a bird

It was eating some cake, how absurd

But Ron needed it more for his noisy belly

So he stole the cake and wobbled like jelly

Now his tummy was silent there was no more sound

Oh wait a minute it was starting to pound

He shuddered and shimmied with some amazing moves

But he didn't feel like getting into the grooves

The dog and the bird watched on in dismay

That greedy cat was going to pay

He gurgled and grumbled until he started to shake

That was a strange shape for a cat to make

All of a sudden the cat made a face

He let out a fart that blew him to space

His bum was on fire as he shot for the sky

I never knew a fat cat could really fly