Chapter One: The Obituary That Shook the Church

“I Wrote My Own Obituary” is a brutally honest, darkly hilarious tale of one woman’s final mic drop from beyond the grave. Tired of fake friends, silent supporters, and gossiping lurkers, she takes control of her narrative the only way she knows how—with unfiltered truth, petty humor, and a touch of ghostly revenge. This funeral comes with no speeches, no fake love, and absolutely no forgiveness. It’s a farewell letter with bite—and you’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little called out. Warning: May cause side-eyes, nervous laughs, and sudden self-reflection.