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Satire Stories


Kofi Annan Knocked On the Door

2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 52 votes, average: 3.00 out of 52 votes, average: 3.00 out of 52 votes, average: 3.00 out of 52 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5    3.00/5
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May 1st 2012  |  0  |  Category: Satire  |  Author: isdnman  |  1746 views

Kofi Annan knocked on the door of Bashar Al Asaad’s luxurious beach resort villa, a mega complex guarded by armed sentries on 24 hr shifts, unpaid leave, partly covered insurance, round trip bus tickets to their hometown, and various other benefits. Al Asaad opened the door, and he saw Kofi Annan, a coffee coloured bearded man with eyes that seemed to be perpetually in tears. There was a pause as the two men looked at each other. “Hello,” said Kofi Annan with an obsequious smile. “Didn’t I tell you people …

 

My Not-So-Big Break

6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 56 votes, average: 3.17 out of 56 votes, average: 3.17 out of 56 votes, average: 3.17 out of 56 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5    3.17/5
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April 21st 2012  |  1  |  Category: Comedy , Fiction , Satire  |  Author: unstoppable  |  1310 views

All people who act want attention. And don’t let them tell you otherwise. My name is Holly, i’m 23 and i’m an actress, or actor if you like political correctness. I recently landed an audition for a supposedly major Hollywood movie called ’Guns and Lovers’; sounds like trash, I know, but we all have to start somewhere I suppose. Anyway, here’s the story of how it all went a bit pear shaped. I moved to New York from a small town in England in search of a ‘big break.’ This is about …

 

The Mysterious Girl: A Doppelgänger Tale

10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5    4.10/5
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April 18th 2012  |  7  |  Category: Fiction , Horror , Satire , Suspense , Thriller , Tragedy  |  Author: burneymac29  |  2632 views

A young teen decided to do some shopping for the day at the local mall. She wanted to buy a new purse she’d been eying for quite some time and determined the wait was over.  Her mind was made up to finally make the purchase.  And besides, it matched the new dress she had bought a few days earlier perfectly. After purchasing the item she began to peruse the other stores in case something else might catch her fancy.  As she walked slowly from one store to the next browsing, …

 

For Whom It May Concern

8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5    3.75/5
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March 24th 2012  |  1  |  Category: Drama , Fiction , Inspirational , Moral , Other , Satire , Tragedy  |  Author: kvsims  |  1980 views

“You get your lure deep down. These here are troubled waters. We aren’t gaff’n for Brook trout here Daryl. These are Chinook, and they spurt around the bottom see?” I point at moss green water bumping our steel boat, us inside this tin thing we must look like a pair a sardines if you flew in low, peeping out the windows of a Beaver at us. Daryl nods, wipes his nose on his arm and pulls a tangle of line out, dripping all over his lap he plops an anchovy …

 

Heavy Traffic

5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5    3.20/5
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March 15th 2012  |  1  |  Category: Drama , Fiction , Inspirational , Moral , Other , Satire  |  Author: kvsims  |  3520 views

“She eats your face!” Desiree, she hides behind my back, clutching my t-shirt making the collar choke me a little. “She eats your face and cuts off your ears!” Rebecca grabs my elbow and hisses, “I heard when you see her, you get so scared your eyes lock open and that’s how she reaches in and steals your soul!” Duane kicks the back of my legs and calls me a fag. “Do it, dude.” Truth is, he’s just as spooked as the rest of us, all four pale faces staring …

 

Westley and Ellis

5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 55 votes, average: 4.20 out of 55 votes, average: 4.20 out of 55 votes, average: 4.20 out of 55 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5    4.20/5
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March 1st 2012  |  1  |  Category: Drama , Fiction , Satire , Suspense  |  Author: illustrated18  |  1127 views

“Westley! Party of two?” shouted the host as he sidled his way through the crowded seating area.  “Westley?”  The restaurant was particularly crowded for a Friday night.  It was a local gathering place for younger people and wasn’t known for much more than that and its divine chicken salad sandwich.  There were only about fifteen or so tables and a few booths around the edges, more than enough to accommodate the usual Friday crowd.  Tonight was a different sort of night. There was no event or holiday to mark the date as …

 

Chicken or Egg?

9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5    3.67/5
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February 16th 2012  |  4  |  Category: Moral , Other , Philosophical , Satire  |  Author: Anish  |  1520 views

A friend of mine once asked, “Ok! answer me. Chicken or Egg?”. In reply  I asked, “You mean for Breakfast, or Lunch?”. The friend rephrased the question , “What came first? The chicken or the Egg?”. “Do you want the answer or an insight?”, I bounced the ball back into his court. Some questions never have answers, in other-words, people never find them. I have never been motivated to find the answer for that question, but I have questioned myself a million times, why do people ask such questions at …

 

Creative Control

10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 510 votes, average: 4.50 out of 510 votes, average: 4.50 out of 510 votes, average: 4.50 out of 510 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5    4.50/5
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January 3rd 2012  |  5  |  Category: Fiction , Horror , Philosophical , Satire , Suspense  |  Author: unstableground  |  1844 views

“Don’t say anything else!” pleads Erica, maintaining eye contact through tear-streaked eyes. Examining the faces of her friends, she knows they needed convincing, that they had to understand. Survival depended on it. A few minutes ago, there were eight of them, happy and oblivious, not knowing how close to the edge they were. Now, with two down, they were closer than ever to the truth, and in turn, death. They need to know everything, Erica realized, but he can never find out. He had to be kept in the dark. …