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Satire Stories


Twist and Shout

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July 1st 2013  |  0  |  Category: Satire , Tragedy  |  Author: geedda  |  2221 views

Twist and Shout… George E Davis The way companies are now packaging their products, makes me think, their ideas must have come straight from the mind of a second grade twelve year old. A senior with arthritis; the person for whom the drug was bottled, needs to have a pair of pliers, a flat head screwdriver, and plenty of muscle to open a bottle of pain medication. By the way, shouldn’t that be anti-pain medicine? But then why do we call the little candies that relief our cough, cough drops …

 

Sharkey- Tea with a Toole

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March 21st 2013  |  0  |  Category: Fiction , Other , Satire  |  Author: Daryl  |  776 views

The sun was in its zenith as Sharkey and his sometime-workmate Brian stood outside basking in this rarity. They were at Sharkey’s house, a little cottage just off the main road, smoking rolled cigarettes. By most people’s estimates this “Cottage” was a euphemism for “hovel”. From the half-boarded windows, the rubbish-strewn backyard and the chipped paintwork on its walls, the place had a smell of neglect emanating from it. They’d shared a cup of tea and were sitting with their backs to the front wall for a few minutes, enjoying …

 

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLACK HOLE

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March 14th 2013  |  0  |  Category: Drama , Fiction , Inspirational , Moral , Philosophical , Satire , Suspense , Tragedy  |  Author: Dimitre Zlatinov  |  4317 views

First, the man saw the rabbit, then the dog lying few metres away. Something moved behind his back. The man turned up slowly and saw the lioness. Frightened, he looked around, just to discover, that he was on a tiny bare island. Apart from the four of them, only a small patch of sickly yellow grass was hanging pitifully to life between the pebbles. The rabbit, the dog, the man and the lioness looked at each other’s eyes. What they saw there was panic, fear and awe, all mixed up. …

 

Sharkey Part 2-Getting the Messages

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February 8th 2013  |  0  |  Category: Satire  |  Author: Daryl  |  851 views

Author’s Note: “Getting the messages” is Dublin slang for buying groceries. ‘A drum of milk, two long pans, a roll of tobacco, 3 pounds of corned beef, a small jar of cribbeen, 6 spuds and 2 bottles of Coke, anything else?’ ‘Ah nah that’s grand, what’s the damage?’ enquired Sharkey. ‘The total comes to about 2 pounds, tuppence and fifty’ replied the shopkeeper. ‘Here’s the thing Michael, me aul ball and chain is after taking me leavings after last night’s bit of drinking. I haven’t a penny to me name …

 

Sharkey-Part 1

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January 24th 2013  |  4  |  Category: Satire , Tragedy  |  Author: Daryl  |  1424 views

It was a pale summer afternoon. The day’s work was done and Seámas Ó Searcaigh, Sharkey to his mates, strolled into his local for a much-anticipated pint after a hard day’s work shifting coal. He sat down at his favorite stool, the one closest to the door, and called for service off the pretty red-head barmaid. ‘A pint of the bitter there, Úna!’ He bellowed, his hand slamming down on the bar with impressive force. ‘You’ll get be no more than a pint of me finest cack-water if you don’t …

 

The Silent Swing

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January 20th 2013  |  2  |  Category: Moral , Satire  |  Author: geedda  |  1452 views

The Silent Swing… George E Davis aka geedda  I waited in Miss Shaw’s math class room on the second floor; staring out the window onto the playground, focusing on the swing where Eric Green, the school’s most notorious bully had threatened to meet me after school and take off my head, “with one blow” as he put it. I didn’t see Eric anywhere. Was he hiding behind the brick wall at the end of the playground, biding his time? looking out the window, I devised a plan. If Eric was …

 

Veteran’s Day

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November 16th 2012  |  2  |  Category: Fiction , Moral , Philosophical , Satire  |  Author: jls685  |  667 views

It was November 12th 2012, the day that we were celebrating as Veteran’s Day. I was outside a small coffee shop near the University I was attending, drinking coffee and reading. There was a group of college students sitting at the table behind me. “I know what you’re saying because I’m the exact same way,” said one of them—he had a large flat brimmed hat and multiple piercings through his nose and mouth. “I’ve always wanted to help everyone, but you can’t do it, it’s too much to handle, you’ll …

 

Tokyo Nuclear accident 6

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October 10th 2012  |  2  |  Category: Drama , Fiction , Horror , Romantic Love , Satire , Suspense  |  Author:  |  743 views

6.Miss Sae When I woke up, I noticed that I was wrapped in that sense again. I felt something like nostalgia with it, if I knew that it was my body fluid. If I said such a thing, Wakako would tell me “Would you like to die?”again, I think. Still,when I touch the body fluid, I felt like that I was following the thing like a memory of the genesis of the life. Surely, after this March, I became to have a nosebleed frequently. Wakako says that it isn’t ordinary. …